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THE GIRL WITH THE HAUNTED VAGINA

By Samantha O'ROURKE

Comedy - Completed 2023

Sexually repressed Meghan desperately tries to reach climax but is thwarted at every turn by the ghost that haunts her vagina (no, really).

- Year of production
- 2023
- Genres
- Comedy, Female director
- Countries
- UNITED KINGDOM
- Languages
- ENGLISH
- Duration
- 11 mn
- Director(s)
- Samantha O'ROURKE
- Writer(s)
- Rachel TOOKEY
- Cast
- Sophie DUKER, Scott GUTTERIDGE, Declan BAXTER
- Producer(s)
- Rachel WILSON (Panad Productions)
- Synopsis
- Coming home from a date, sexually repressed Meghan desperately wants to reach climax, but is interrupted by a ghost priest, who slut shames her. Terrified, Meghan makes an excuse for her date to leave.
  
  After going to a doctor who dismisses her experience, Meghan tentatively tries masturbating, but is again interrupted by The Ghost.
  
  Turning to her friend Cady, Meghan reveals the ghost is Father Dorland, her school priest. He died of a heart attack during a sermon on premarital sex, while a teenage Meghan was having unclean thoughts.
  
  Cady performs an exorcism, throwing Meghan into a dream.
  
  There, Meghan meets the priest in a church, where she unloads the shame she feels about sex. The Ghost - now giving kindly daddy - frees her from her weight of guilt.
  
  Finally free, Meghan reunites with her date. But as he prepares to perform the fellatio of his life, Meghan turns her eyes up to the heavens and sees The Ghost staring back apologetically. Facing defeat, she confesses to her date that her vagina is haunted, causing him to leave in a huff. It’s not that her vagina is haunted, it’s because she lied.
  
  Left alone with a furious Meghan, The Ghost claims he has no idea why he’s back: he’s a symbol of her subconscious and he doesn’t get why she has to make a whole thing about this sex business.
  
  He gently suggests she tries masturbating again. With his encouragement, Meghan dives into her fantasies, revealing she’s attracted to Father Dorland. (The priest)
  
  Meghan masturbates, The Ghost cheers her on. She finally orgasms.