TERMS AND CONDITIONS

ETERNAL CITY PRODUCTIONS LLC - as PROD

Comedy - Completed 2020

After living her life for her family, a sixty-five year old five time divorcee cougar finally decides to live her dream and seek stardom in Hollywood, no holds barred. How hard could it be?

Festivals
& Awards

KAPOW INTERGALACTIC FILM FESITVAL 2019
Miami IFF 2019
MONTHLY SELECTION
    • Year of production
    • 2020
    • Genres
    • Comedy, TV Series
    • Countries
    • USA
    • Budget
    • 0 - 0.3 M$
    • Duration
    • 47 mn
    • Synopsis
    • BARB COHN (65),a five time divorced Jewish cougar, anxiously sits at her desk as the time TICKS, TICKS, TICKS at an excruciatingly slow pace. PLUCKY COWORKER (30s) rambles in chattering like a chatty Cathy on crack about the retirement party they are throwing for her. She desperately tries to act like she cares but she'd rather watch paint dry than go anywhere near that party. Just before she results to hairy carrie, her co-worker turns on her heels and sashays away like she just won RuPaul's drag race. To her chagrin the clock strikes five and she gathers up her box with her personal belongings and races out of the office faster than a bunch of housewives on black Friday vying for that last Tickle Me Elmo. FREEDOM! In her car, she lights a cigarette, taking in the enormity of the moment. She turns the ignition and peels out of the parking lot, partying to the top ten count down.

      At home, she is greeted by her best friend PENNY(65) African American tells it like she sees it, with a real retirement party. They both crack open a bottle of red wine and in grand fashion Barb announces she is finally going to live life on her own Terms and Conditions and it is time she pursues her dream...to be a star! Dumbstruck by this proclamation, Penny tries to be supportive but can't help but think that Bozo The Clown has a better chance at a comeback than Barb making it in Hollywood. But, in the end she supports her friend, becoming her biggest cheerleader as Barb journeys through the gutters and alleys of Hollywood....Literally. Trying to beat Hollywood by playing the game her way she vows to shows up to any and every audition no matter what the part is. In the process she manages to reignite her love life, with her cougar charm when she asks a young hot stud TATE(27) to do some lines. After a fun frolic in bed, Tate proclaims that was so much better than coke. Welcome to Hollywood!