Things haven't been going well for STEVE (Nick Giannopoulos) and his best mate FRANK (Vince Colosimo). Everything Steve owns has been seized by the police because he trusted shady TONY THE YUGOSLAV (Costas Kilias), while Frank has lost his touch with the ladies after a messy divorce. But just as Steve and Frank hit rock bottom, Steve inherits a beach on the Greek resort island of Mykonos from an uncle he never met - a beach worth a fortune. There's only one problem: unless he can come up with a million in taxes, he loses it all. Can Steve get the better of the Greeks? Have Frank's days of being a pick up king come and gone?