A post-modern romance. We all know the boy meets girl story. But what happens when people just won't stick to the script? Can you really live 'happily ever after'? Or to keep someone do you have to let them go? Desire is easy. Forgiveness is hard. Our 'hero' is a salesman who spends his life quantifying all that sees. All human interactions can be broken down into models and methods. Our man-who-has-all-the-answers dissects the structure of his own love story as we aim to do for the rom-com what Scream did for the horror film.