David Wozniak a 42 yr old young at heart adult is about to become a first time biological father when he is confronted with a class action lawsuit. 533 children, the fruit of many visits to a local sperm bank some twenty years ago have decided that regardless of the anonymity of the donor they want to know who their real father is! Forced to deal with this, David hires his good friend who is an out of work barely legal, single parent loser lawyer. As they prepare their case David has a change of heart and decides that he would like to know more about his many “sperm donated” children. What ensues is a voyage of discovery both touching and humorous as the various issues that his offspring deal with bring about the best in David and he comes to realize that he will be the best father ever. The only problem is how to tell Valerie his girlfriend? Starbuck may be the name of a famous St-Hyacinthe bull but our Starbuck is something else!