By Zion


Comedy - Development 2016

Jurassic Park. But with Nazis.

    • Year of production
    • 2016
    • Genres
    • Comedy, Black comedy
    • Countries
    • Languages
    • Director(s)
    • Zion
    • Writer(s)
    • Zion
    • Producer(s)
    • Vikki SPIT (Cold Slab Pictures), Zion (Fuel My 928 Film Productions)
    • Synopsis
    • It's a Tuesday. Everyone hates Tuesdays. The weekend is a memory and the next weekend seems a way off. In North Korea, leader Kim Jong Un, like the rest of us, hates Tuesdays as well. There are no public executions until Saturday and, frankly, he is bored...
      Kim decides the nation needs a Theme Park with an unusual twist. He enjoyed them when he lived in the States and misses them. An X-Factor style audition process leads to a method of taking extracted Nazi DNA and planting it into living descendants of the Third Reich to make clones, Kim's dream park - “Nazi Fun Park” - can finally come true.
      Spies are sent to an underground auction of Nazi memorabilia in Berlin where they successfully bid for blood samples of key Nazis taken by Dr Mengele. At the same time, kin of these key Nazis are hunted down and kidnapped. Hitler's lineage leads to Hugo, a rather flamboyant homosexual living in San Francisco. He is none-too impressed at being kidnapped, although he did quite like being tied up.
      As the relatives are 99.99% exact copies of the Nazis, just a small part of the DNA strand needs to be extracted and implanted to turn them into copies of their vile counterparts. The park is opened to the public who wear SS Uniforms to blend in.
      In the meantime, the North Koreans are still desperately trying to make long range nukes to give us Westerners a good seeing-to. They aren't having too much luck.
      Eventually, the splicing wears off as the host's immune system attacks the introduced DNA. Cloned Hitler – Hugo – becomes more and more effeminate and camp. All the evil tendencies are making way for flower arranging and trying to cop off with the SS. Realising he is captive, Hugo throws a right strop and plots his escape. This coincides with the very moment that the Koreans successfully test a nuke and plan to strike. Hugo manages to overthrow his captors and saves the west in the process - “Just coz I wear lipstick doesn't mean I can't kick your ass”.
    • Partners & financing
    • Partners & financing required. Script in development. Modestly budgeted high-concept comedy.
    • Production schedule
    • SCRIPT in development (part written, available upon request)